A quite unexpected offering from al-Mustaqbal today in which the Lebanese March 14 paper reveals that a research team from the University of Erasmus in Rotterdam recently discovered that wearers of kilts are more virile than your average man. Apparently rocking a kilt "provides an optimal environment for sperm to live:"
.وأشار العلماء إلى أن هذه التنانير من دون ارتداء البنطلون تحتها توفّر بيئة مثلى للحيوانات المنوية كي تعي
Al-Mustaqbal's source for the article: The British Daily Mail - good to see someone at the Future team is scanning the British tabloids for pick-ups. Shame they missed the one about the rabbit that is capable of wearing many different kinds of hats, the other day.
(Check the Al-Mustaqbal article, HERE)
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| Attempts to modernize the kilt have mainly lead to the wearers looking like twats. |
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